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Sure, you can crush on a girl because she has a great ass or perfect teeth. There are all sorts of ways to be attracted to women. But there is also something deeper and more awesome called the “talent boner”. It wouldn’t matter if the girl was a torso on Krang-legs, you’d still want to crawl up inside her head and make sweet passionate love to her brainz. Friends may say she’s no good and she may become the unhealthy center of your world, but you won’t care because you will be so mystified by what she has to say about the similarities between the human heart and flocks of migrating birds. I mean, who the hell do you think Yoko Ono was? Talent boner. Mandy Moore liked her talent boner so much she put a ring on it. Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller. The list goes on.



